This may be a 4chan-tier themed thread but it's a new thread regardless--so if you don't like it, make your own. So chums, what is the strangest object you have used to get off with? Your socks and little/big sister's panties don't count. I found a hand puppet in a storage bin that I used to play with as a little kid and I had a raging boner so this brilliant idea popped into my head to fuck the hole where you put your hand in to move the mouth flaps. Well, needless to say, the fabric wrapped around my cock felt mesmerizing and after about 10 minutes of gently twisting it and massaging myself I ended up pulling out of it just in time before unloading a week's worth of cum all over my bedroom floor. I used it until I accidentally came inside of it because the crustiness of dried cum made it so the fabric was no longer silky-smooth to press against. And it felt like beating off with sandpaper so I had to go back to my hands unfortunately.
>>226656 Your dick probably has mold inside its urethra now
Can you do something about false reports? Since you disabled Gmods from seeing who is abusing the report feature recklessly, perhaps to censor users, the amount of false reports has skyrocketed. Always dismissed too. I'm pretty sure its the same user that always gets called out, but only you know for sure.
>>6789 As a gmod i hope we don't get it back someone abused it so we all lost it. end of story
Any 3D ;, loli ,shota , family
Can we start a cock/cum tributes thread
tell me pls where is the fkn cp where is
the new, ultimate travel weapon. pic related
>>608 is there any jurisdiction where it can be legally carried concealed?
Well this board has gone to shit
>>3129 my hard drive