Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.
>>229335 I was going to do the same thing, but there is so many OC threads, with all MC dankies reposted, I didn't see the point...
Okay, I don't know how to admit it without sounding like an idiot, but that's okay since I guess that's what I am. After about 24 hours I remembered I had an old barely functioning laptop that I had never wiped. It had nearly all of my data still on it. Thank you to everybody who offered me help. That was about the worst 24 hours of my life (I've led a pretty easy life). I'll never do that again. I remember thinking that I should backup my backup drive before messing with it, but I thought I'd save a little time. lol. >>229303 >>229304 >>229305 It was a LUKS encrypted drive, and since I overwrote it with another luks partition I assume the header was damaged. Idrk how that stuff works. >>229309 You sir, are a hero. I knew you'd have it.
It's great to see such generosity from anons on the internet, and also good to see people still hang around here. I pop in every once in a while, but not often. Right now it shows 1/94 online. Where else do you like to hang out? I spend some time on lolifox, but obviously that's not for everybody. I honestly haven't been spending that much time online these days.
When you interact with a person you don't know your mind asses the unspoken language of your interlocutor in order to decide if you have in front of a threat or not. That's pretty usual. I wonder, of us 5, what kind of "signs" you look for in the other person (consciously) attitude, words, body language, etc to decide if you're in front of a friendly person or a threat? In my case I use to listen to the silences, I don't talk a lot, I prefer to let the other do the talking and I pay attention to what he or she leaves unspoken. IDK why I do that, I just do it that way.
>>221995 Here, I forgot that I posted in this thread. Sorry for anyone who happened to be curious for a response. Sure, clothes aren't a sure way to see a threat, but I live in a city so anyone with baggy clothing or just generally ratty/hoodlum clothes is what I had in mind when I wrote this post.
>>224541 That gives you some clues about the person. Comfortable clothes with trendy brands will show a person acutely aware of the opinion of others over themselves. If the person carries a gun forget the analysis and run...
>>221994 "...Us 5 "... ??? I guess the TLC is the unofficial 6th guy
>>225747 im happy to be the unofficial 6th guy. also , what the OP is talking about in the lead post is simply ...too much work. i dont spend a lot of time thinking about such things, life is too short look at the guy in this pic... and try to analyze him...kek
>>221994 This has to be a thread made by the KV *cring*
This guy smacks your daughters ass... What do?
>>229340 throw a stingray at him
smack his daughters ass,...good and hard, make her cry
smack the both of them
rebirth is imminent
>>229320 So it was your post that was deleted? That's lame. I looked at the reports screen and it was just full of spam links. I permab& all those accounts before I responded to you a little bit ago. Report my post after you read it so Gad sees it on the reports screen. If you didn't post anything illegal, then we have a Gmod that made a mistake. More the reason for Gad to have system in place to track which Gmods delete what...
>>229323 I guess I should of read your whole post b4 it disappeared lol. Anyways, now only gad can delete your posts from the reports screen. Anyone can still report your posts tho, and sometimes it can take Gad 24hours to check the reports page, and dismiss the report...
>>229319 >>229320 >>229321 Ok, do you want to know why my account got deleted? It's because I posted links in a thread asking for fucking links. It's bullshit. Some neighborhood watch retard reported my post, and then I got banned. Which meant that several other posts I made during that time got deleted. >>229324 Thanks!
>>229326 Ok, I read it this time. Askiing for links isn't illegal. Some Gmods are retarded. It happened to rozelli once too. I larped on here as her, and made a thread. She saw it and made a thread saying I wasn't her, and she was the real rozelli. Some dumb Gmod permab& her Then she made a new thread. Link related: https://ccluster.com/b/thread/226608 Point being, fuckery has bappened here before. Posts are so far and few inbetween, it usually flys under the radar. That's the only downfall of Gad hiring us Gmods, theres no accountability system in place. I could go permab& every new user If I was an ass.
>>229327 Here's the thread I made pretending to be Rozelli Knowing she would take the b8 and start posting here https://ccluster.com/b/thread/226422
How's it going ccluster chums?
Currently crashing on meth, so im passing the time by collection lolicon and softcore cheese
Still alive, not completely dead.
>>229180 Shhhh Quiet time m8
>>229034 masterchan/ccluster was originally a pc gaming chan
>>229034 Because you're in denial.
As if we didn't already know..
>>228662 It would've been funnier if that grid had any other vowel than A.... As it is, it's just predictable.
>>228663 Funny as in Gay?
>>228662 Wax? I don't get it.
>>229231 >being this gay
>>229233 Being this funny?
Someone used my pic and made a thread >>>226422 impresionating me and when I tried to point that out mods deleted my comments and gave me a penalty why? I'm the real rozelli
Got some images sponsor me a login
>>229293 Whats your anon ID? I'll donate you 20 posts.
>>229329 ToP KeK The best part of this nonsense, she actually thought she was going to be able to save up enough to get her own place. She would be evicted after the first month lmao.
Now that the investigation is over, let's talk about what happened lol. >http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212 >Facebook identifies alleged child rapist; Bothell man arrested >Here’s evidence Facebook monitors the videos and photos you post: A Bothell man is under arrest, suspected of raping a 14-year old girl he met on the social media site. >Thomas Mahoney, 24, appeared by video in a Snohomish County courtroom Wednesday afternoon, hours after being booked into the Snohomish County Jail in Everett --- on suspicion of child rape and communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. >According to Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office documents, Mahoney met a then-13 year old girl on Facebook last year. >In September 2016, “when she was 14 years of age, she met with him in Bothell, and they had sex” at his home, according to investigators.
They still obsess over her over on 8gag
>>228217 Fucking lol pretty sure that was me calling her a shit skin, doesn't sound like me though but still, hahaha.
>>227893 was this guy pokie then? Pokie was really autistic. This guy looks pretty gross
>Dutch Police to Confiscate Clothes from People Who Look Too Poor to Wear Them >Police in Rotterdam, a city in the Netherlands, have announced that they are going to “undress” young people who are wearing clothes that look too expensive for them to be wearing. Yes — seriously. According to an article in the Independent, if you look too poor for the clothes that you’re wearing, then police will be able to confiscate them — unless you’re able to somehow prove that you actually bought them. >Rotterdam police chief Frank Paauw told the Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf. “We’re going to undress them on the street.” http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455702/rotterdam-police-undress-policy-expensive-clothes-confiscated What the fuck, how can Tin allow this
>>229012 that's retarded, how could they be so retarded, what the fuck.
>>229012 >>229013 I think it's brilliant. Teenagers need to belong to a group to find their own identity. Stripping them as public humiliation will certainly stop them from stealing some clothes. I think it will only work on males though because the first girl will cry rape and the cop will be jailed for doing his job. It'll last until being naked turns into "a thing".
>>229012 So their "great" idea to prevent a few people from stealing clothes from other people is this: they're going to start stealing clothes, from random people, based on no evidence, at all. And they think that this is even remotely acceptable. It isn't. This is what you get when you put money over people, folks. You get very, very awful "ideas" like stealing from random people because it helps some company's bottom line.
Daily reminder; Jews are not white.
>>228933 You wasted some nice dubs there spammer..
>>228932 is that Lt Corbis ?
>>228934 They are not true Scotsmen either.
You're sitting in a restaurant eating a meal you see her sitting at the table next to you what would you do chums??.
>>228858 I answered the questions and made a joke You fell for it...
its a 1950s dinner ? id dress as fonzarelli and french her
>>228608 Give her my Klondike Bar.
Official Chen Thread
go away weeb
http://www.readabilityformulas.com/free-readability-formula-tests.php >The Flesch readability test is a readability test designed to indicate how difficult a passage in English is to understand. >The Flesch Reading Ease formula will output a number from 0 to 100 - a higher score indicates easier reading. >As a rule of thumb, scores of 90-100 can be understood by an average 5th grader. >8th and 9th grade students can understand documents with a score of 60-70; >and college graduates can understand documents with a score of 0-30. Copy/paste articles from the internet and let´s find out their score and who their target audience really is.
Starting with GADs current global thread >Flesch Reading Ease score: 61.7 (text scale) lel gad writes like a teenager
>>228929 I copy/pasted the text from this page, into the box. http://www.hitler.org/writings/Mein_Kampf/mkv1ch06.html Readability Consensus >Based on 8 readability formulas, we have scored your text: >Grade Level: 13 >Reading Level: difficult to read. >Reader's Age: 18-19 yrs. old (college level entry) Based
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! penguim of doom gets a score of 90. Sounds right
>>228977 what the fuck am I reading >27 score noice, best score so far
What's your New year's resolution Chums? Did you #nofap November? Did you Destroy Dick December? Are you gonna #nopee January? Or Jundle your Jill January? Maybe even Jizz Jar January?
Daily reminder that no fapping will give you testicular cancer
>>228927 prostate cancer not testicular FIFY
Im still here
>>229222 Attention whore
>Attention whore Miss me?
>>229222 I respect your digits. Although no one cares about you.. Even KV has moved on to fullchan... An hero, Livestream it
The south will rise again.
>>228612 >>228625 >Being this butthurt
>Typical Yank >Lives at home with single mother >In the city >Gigantic faggot
>Typical Southerner >Owns his own farm >Only visits the city to fuck yalls mom >Alpha as fuck
>Typical Southerner Fixed
This thread is to cleanse the /b/ picture from the front page. It doesn't have other purpouse.
More trash to take out!
it's that time again
New Boxxy/Catie Thread
These r trips
These too xD
>>218688 She used to be cute, but then she got fat and stupid and ugly so who really gives a fuck anymore? She's just some dumb attention whore bitch.
wghen you come back many months later and your post is still on the latest images list :^)
>>229204 wait until its on this list to brag... cluster.com/?c&m&p&t&o