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This is for general medical questions you may have about yourself or others I'm not saying there is a medical professional that browses here: But the odds that somewhere here may know or have experience with what you are talking about is decently high

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>>3355 I bet he voted for Bernie..

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>>3358 Impossible. He lives in Texas--a notoriously "conservative" state in more ways than one.

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Oh man. If it's not one thing it's another. My Father just called me up. Apparently he had a gash on his leg. Unsure where he got it from but he wasn't treating it. Like a month ago. Said his leg has been feeling numb like it is "asleep" for the past few days. So he was going to go to the hospital. Turns out it is heavily infected. He is worrying they may need to amputate his leg I don't believe that part as he tends to exxagerate and exemplify things but if he sort of like me where he doesn't go to the hospital unless it is absolutely necessary so in that regard I know it was pretty bad at least. I had asked him to come pick me up and I will go with him. Sort of to show moral support and be there waiting with him and also to kinda go. I mean if he was going to go I might as well have tagged along so I could get checked up myself. But he said no. He said one of his girlfriends was going to take him. And that part made me a bit annoyed. Disappointed. Not that he chose a gf over me. I'd probably do the same if I had one. Just the fact that even in all his numbness and going to the hospital: He is still playing and doing his usual tactics For those who don't know my dad uses women. I do not like this about him. He always plays a "tactic" a "niche" an "angle" with these women: >The older and mature and "experienced" gentleman to the young teens >The provider, the sugar-daddy, the money man to hoes >The soft man who needs sympathy and a woman's touch in his time of need Just fucking pisses me off. But that's just the way he is. No matter what is going on the man has pussy on the brain. Pathetic! I think he may be a fucking sex addict that motherfucker

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>>3962 Anyways, that's really all that happened. He got some ointments. Hope it helps. Would suck if something happened with his leg. I wouldn't be able to run his business.

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As an update my arm is feeling fine. The pain has completely gone away The smell has increased though and it makes me nervous at work. Good thing I don't really hang out with anybody. It isn't dark purple anymore. It just looks like a mild bruise now. So I'm hoping it is healing



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If I offered my anal virginity to any of you, would you let me lose my virginity to your gf/wife?

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>>4590 Not exactly that but I'm also interested. Just a tad curious Over the years a lot of people have stated they would give me blowjobs if we would meet or they would jerk me off behind a building Obviously, these were men posting as we only have men on cluster But I was just wondering >Were any of you guys serious? It's hard to differentiate fake from real on here and I know a lot of people mock me on these boards with stupid posts But in the back of my head I was just wondering: Are there really gay chums on here who either find me attractive or have a fetish to suck off a virgin? I'm just curious

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>>4590 >>4604 But in going with that yes if there is anyone here who has a wife or open-relationship girlfriend I would be willing to negotiate something in return that I could fuck your wife A lot of men would like a threesome but are cautious because they don't want to be "out-done" by another man and have their woman go rogue You can be assured that if we had a threesome I'd only make you look like a God compared to my measely performance in which case she would fall in love with you more Please seriously think about this. I'd like to have a threesome if anyone is willing



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>OFFICIAL BBC THREAD The One-Stop Place for All Things BBC !!!

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Please, all posters, try to keep all things BBC related confined in this thread so the newcomers all know where to go and we can all post our beautiful black cock pictures here to show the inferior white men who's boss By popular demand and multiple requests I hereby dub this thread started!

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YOU MAD WHITE BOI BLACK MEN TAKE ALL THEM WHITE WOMYNS!!!



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>What is the most overweight a man can be and still be able to have sexual relations with women? I guess I would have fallen under the category "morbidly obese" for many years. I honestly didn't even realize how big I was. It just creeps up on you over the years I've lost much weight since I was at my heaviest and still I feel like shit and still don't receive much, if any, female attention. I got 1 compliment a few weeks ago by an old boss. Who was female. But that was it I thought by now, with my decent amount of weight loss, that I would have girls checking me out and looking my way. I'm far from cut or average weight but I did think I'd fall "somewhere" in female radar



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Check em

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>>4567 piss off

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>>4568 Why are you such a special snowflake? At least SJW's admit they're retarded.

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>>4565 >And posters here keep telling me to just let them make fun of me and to be okay with them laughing at me Where? >GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS IVE BEEN LAUGHED AT MY WHILE LIFE I CANT TAKE BEING FUCKING LAUGHED AT ANYMORE I WANT FRIENDS I WANT FRIENDS I WANT FRIENDS Well for starters it'll help if you stop acting like a desperate creepy virgin AND by not insulting people that you supposedly want to befriend. For example, I'm one of the other kvs here but I do not cry about it. I do not make any threads about my desire for sex (granted I'm a volcel and not an incel like you) or go into long diatribes about how shitty my life is/has been up to this point. And on that note you think you're boring or whatever but if you can type up all that you do on a pretty regular basis, clearly you're not as empty as you may think. Shit, even if I tried I couldn't pull that much out of my ass if I wanted to. I wouldn't know where to fucking start. I've been that way since high school. We'd have an exam where you'd have to write an essay about whatever and only get like an hour to do a minimum of a full page (front and back) and I'd sit there at my desk for a good 10-15 minutes before I could think of something to write about while everyone else is working on finishing their first page going on to the second one. So be glad you've got good memory on your side because I sure as hell don't and I'm younger than you and I haven't fucked my life up with drugs or alcohol either.

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>>4594 >I haven't fucked my life up with drugs or alcohol either. It's not too late to start.

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>>4596 I know. But Jesus hasn't told me to yet.



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I just recently found out how to make Hard Boiled Eggs by watching various YouTube videos >What recipes can I make with them that are easy yet delicious? I've just been putting them on toast Or mixing them with a can of tuna

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>>4470 >I'd eat like 2-3 Hungry Man TV dinners for dinner It's no wonder why the apartment trembles violently when you get up to go jack off in the corner of your room with that rope around your neck. >>4479 >Girls hardly fart or at the very least far WAYYYY less than men Stop taking to heart what you see in the movies you ignorant fuck.

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>>4486 prove me wrong asshole >protip: you cant

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>>4427 >being this autistic >pic related

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>>4479 >I don't think that's true anyway but w/e >Not like I'm take advice from your virgin ass That projection >>4480 >you fucking loser Just make sure you wait until she takes a shit after you feed her, and you should be good man.

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>>4591 >Various YouTube videos lmao



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The reason I feel so bad and am still so fat is because of you guys and this shit hellhole I am eatng a whole box of cookies right now and you pressed my hand to do this

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>>4494 >>4494 >little brown girls are the best LOL Aint that the fucking truth

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>>4499 I'm gonna start calling you pedocuck

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>>4525 why? ive stated multiple times i have a fetish for brown Asians like Vietnam or Philipina Asians

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everyday is exactly the same you people keep always bullying me i guess your lives must be such shit that you feel the need to lash out at someone who is even more of a loser and in a worse situation than yourself One day im not going to be here and you will all realize you bullied a person who just wanted friendship and to be understood cuz all i have ever been on here is helpful and wanting to hear your stories and to chat after work. thats all ive ever asked for. because im nice and some people will mislead people and strew the truth to fit their needs even though their intent is malicious just know that i truly cared for you all once and wanted you to help me better myself now, that will never happen

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>>4584 If you were serious, you would be willing to do something about your situation instead of cry like a baby everytime you get emotionally triggered.



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>Is the only way for 30+ males to meet people is by bar hopping? Was a pretty heavy day at work today. After a meeting a few of the coworkers were talking. At the end of the day I hear a lot of commotion and go to see what's up. A lot of the people are heading to a nearby bar for drinks. (As you guys know I don't drink) I ask them what is happening and they say they are all going for drinks. A black gentleman starts talking to me. We converse a bit. He ends up telling me he trying to pick a girl up from the bar. Tells me he had a "mental bitch" as his house the other night that punched him in his head. He goes on to tell me the story. He said he knew there was "something wrong with her" but told me, "But you know how it is!" I actually don't "know how it is" but I can assume he means he was so desperate for sex that he let her inside his home anyway. So apparently he gets a call or a text from another girl who he'd rather fuck and invited her over. The bar girl gets angry and starts pushing him and yelling and punched him in the head. He said he locked her arms, put them behind her back, then kicked her ass out the house and locked the door. Eventually she left and the other girl he wanted came over and they fucked (implied fucking) I asked on another chan where I can meet women in San Antonio. The chan told me to "go to bars and fuck women you pussy" But I don't drink alcohol which eliminates bars. There is nothing for me to do there When I asked if there was anything else I was told "you better start drinking" >Is that it? >Is my only chance of finding a gf by going to nasty bars?

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>>4572 so after she told me they would still do stuff like that like say a new ice cream place opened up and kind of linger around me so id give in and give them money and id say i had work or my Dad needed me and i would go somewhere and just like park in a parking lot or go to a track and run laps to kill time so that way my friends thought i was busy and my parents thought i was out having fun with my friends those days were really tiresome and lonely

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>>4572 So you always have been a cuckold.. You know you were paying for their attention, like how people pay hookers for sex, right?

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>>4574 >>4575 no thats not what happened its different

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>>4576 Different as in when you pay a hooker, you get sex. Opposed to paying for attention?

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shut up i need to go to bed stop talking out your ass btw you werent there you dont know what really happened



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Is her belly-button infected? WTF Also, are those C-section scars? holy gross the fuck is up with her body?

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No. No. Nothing.

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>>4476 Panty lines dummy



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I've been posting here daily for a few months I'd like to toot my horn and say years but I had a few days where I was sick or where I was doing overtime and didn't have the energy to post anything on here This thread is for user feedback I, obviously, do not have any analytics I can run or see stuff in the background. I cannot even do anything on the admin side of things as I am not a Board Admin Because Godmin is a mocking asshole But this thread is for user feedback and suggestions and comments Maybe I can type some of my other life experiences? Maybe I can give you guys life advice? Maybe I can post my dick(again)? You fucking homos Please comment

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>>4485 poor choice of words but you know what i meant i want this board to be filled with discussion not 20 threads of me ranting and 10 threads of black cocks only

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>>4490 >i want this board to be filled with discussion ... not 20 threads of me ranting Maybe you should stop taking all of the bait and sperging out then.

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>>4490 You should make more BBC threads tbh fam

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>>4564 /sigh If this is the only feedback i can get... ill just listen to the users and give them what they want will make an offficial bbc thread tomorrow

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>>4566 Why ask what we want if you're not going to deliver. Just stop posting on this board. You just keep lowering the bar on how shitty a board can get.



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>Has anyone here ever actually given a girl cunnilingus? If so, please give me explicit details on how the overall experience was and set me up with how everything happened and went down I am watching some amateur porn right now and these 2 lesbians are licking each other in a bathroom stall in some mall Looks very hot and sexy. But one thing I noticed is that one of the girls is either really enjoying it or really faking because she is rubbing her bushy pussy all over the other girl's face That.....that.....doesn't seem like it would be fun. Especially since I have glasses and she would keep moving my glasses aside with her pussy lips

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>>4526 >i go out all the time No You don't You babysit your daddy You never goto the bar with coworkers This isn't a pissing match There are no new comers I'm talking about you hanging out in public Outside your comfort zone The goal being getting laid or married/having kids etc Baby steps, while keeping the end goal in mind. Dealing with the things you're not comfortable with. Battling your demons, a step at a time.

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>>4553 Go out in public and ask a bunch of random strangers what they think "going out" means. None of them will mention going to work or the store. None of them.

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>>4529 When is the last time you went out with friends Your family don't count. Being triggered this question is a perfect example of having anxiety issues. Calm down, take a minute to gather yourself, breathe man. You can get through this, coming up with excuses to avoid talking about this solves nothing. You may not be ready to go out and put your guards down, and that's ok. It's ok to talk about it though brah.

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We're done I dont have anything I need to prove to you I alreay proved you wrong Bye

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>>4553 You're arguing semantics. It's not about going out, it's about not spergging out so easily. While it's fun to trigger you, for your reaction on here anonymously, it can be beneficial to you to learn some self humility. Sometimes it's ok to just sit back and objectively laugh about a situation then it is to give into the habit of going on the defense. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously irl, if you can't laugh at yourself?



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I was just watching doggy style porn and after a guy finished, her pussy must of been full of air. It all came out as soon as he pulled out. It sound like she farted. They laughed it off, but I immediately quit jacking off. That totally ruined it for me. I can't even imagine how bad that had to smell. This has to be as bad as the smell as anal sex, as I imagine the girl uses a enema first.

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>>4543 >I can't even imagine how bad that had to smell Queefs aren't the same as farts you idiot. If it smells bad then it's from her whole pussy not the air that came out of it.

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>>4546 >I've never been around a queef b4

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>>4548 Says the guy who has never seen a pussy IRL before, let alone fucked one.



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BBC appreciation thread

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That is one humongous black dong!! >Please sir, can I have sommore? I must ABSOLUTELY see other BBCs so that I may learn to appreciate the art of cuckolding the white man Because we all know it is so easy for blacks to impregnate white womyns and never have to pay child support!! ==REQUESTING MORE BBC PICTURES PLEASE SO I CAN JERK OFF==

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Gay Sex Thread. No girls allowed.

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This is actually my favorite thread in the whole site Please post moar NOW



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Official off topic scat thread.



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©®¥ B@B¥ TH®£@D

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This thread sums up this board well.



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I found a girl for you kV

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>>4076 Where was this taken? You laugh but I've had to clean feces off people before and have experience cleaning dirty public toilets. So if I saw her, and knew that nobody else was around, I'd just simply take her to the bath and clean her up then proceed to fuck her. Like any normal person would do I also have experience cleaning vomit off females so that isn't a big deal either if she vomited on herself. Who knew those bad childhood experiences would come in handy hahahhahaha



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