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OC, OC, OC, Not oxy but originality. Posting here is a pair of socks paradox, I'm order to post, I must post alone. while I refrain from spam.... Maybe I'll quit and go to Instagram.

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>>1815 That hardly be the place for me, Maybe I'll go back to /b/. 8chan was not without flaws Always blatantly trying to skirt the laws. Plus it was run by a tiny dicked gremlin, An ossified lad named Fredrick Brennan

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>>1774 just post as outlander lol

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>>1599 >>1642 why is there a gap between posts? was something deleted or is my browser fucked

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>>1819 no clue



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Just look as this beautiful woman, with that beautiful hair. <3


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check em

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>>1822 Checked m8

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>>1824 Fixed.



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This board needs more boxxy!


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>>1792 I need a poop Angel in my life haha. But yeah, sadly I have actually prayed to the Vedic gods on the toilet.

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>>1791 The cop you singled out, trembles in fear. He thinks to himself, "But anon is standing right there, or are they?" " What if at this precise moment, I have had a break with reality? " "What if this is a dream?" " What if while on my fifth belt of whisky, I passed out in a drunken stupor, and choked on my own vomit? I could be dead, and this could all be a test. A philosophical hell, designed to prove whether I'm worthy to determine who lives and dies to begin with? "

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>>1795 US police procedure is to shoot you dead, though. Once you start rejecting reality, and you can reach for a firearm of some kind, you become too unpredictable to let live. There was a guy who was told to drop his toy gun, whereupon he responded "It's not real!". The cop interpreted this to mean that reality wasn't real, and he was shot dead. Can't have people rejecting reality - people would start going all Neo and shit.

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>>1795 After a moment of clarity, he knows exactly what to do. He puts the gun in his mouth, tilts it up slightly, and pulls the trigger. The sudden noise startled the others, who blankly look at you, then back to the spot where their former colleague is now laying in a pool of his own blood.

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>>1800 The second cop screams "shots fired!" and starts unloading his clip on the bloodied mess that is the first cop. You point to the second cop and scream," he's got a gun!! Sir, put The gun down! " The third cop instinctively whirls around, and shoots the second cop. "What have I done?!" " I'm going to get in so much trouble!! " The third cop screams in anguish. He pauses, and thinks for a moment. Wiping his prints off his gun, he runs up to the second cop, puts it in his limp hand, and runs off in the opposite direction. You walk away unscathed.



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Have you accepted Kali as your lord and saviour yet? Why not? Devotees will be eaten last.


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>>1775 Someone gave me some acid with Kali on it once, it was amazing.

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Newage Kali worshippers are fucking crazy, man. Only my tantra is the real tantra.

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I've been resting for the entire weekend. I feel painless now, for the first time in months, probably. Was coming apart at the seems quite literally - kinda worrying. I think I'll be able to go back to the temple tomorrow, without getting chestpains and shit.

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Kali is the goddess of geniuses. If you're a complete idiot, you're going to go with a simple god, like Christ, who just takes care of you, has all the simple answers, tells you what to do, and basically lets you be a happy little drone for him. Kali has none of that shit. The worshipper actually has to figure out their own path, with intelligence, to be on good terms with a merciless goddess who will eagerly eat the stupid. If you're intelligent, on the other hand, then Kali will be your best friend - much better than idiotic humans will ever be - and your bond will be fucking awesome and powerful as fuck. Kali is the fucking top tier deity.

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Just prayed to Kali. I'm terrified that she's going to rip both my arms off at this point, but it only hurt a bit. I've reset all my joints. Still a bit scared, because I feel like I shouldn't be doing this. It's dangerous.